clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

piningthorin:

I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

hhhtmcnerd:

hhhtmcnerd…

3heads1tail

boobsbuttsandsluts:

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

swordreign:

Dragons by Jonas Åkerlund